I don't like it when it's empty!

Let's view some of the texts I sent out, last night!
You don't get a choice, cuz that's what I'm writing.
That is, you don't get a choice if you don't exit out of the blog..


2:39 am;
Mark: POOS AND WEES

2:43 am;
Andrew: Hey mum can you go put the dog away he's barking like a tree zzz

2:47 am;
Neville: Can you buy some more 2% milk while you're out nev, i just spilt the new carton on the dog

2:49 am;
Liam: Filthy mallard.

2:56 am;
Todd: Hey it's kathy here, can you pick up you father's brand of adult diapers at the supermarket, we've had a bit of an accident and i forgot we ran out
(that day on the bus... orginal inspiration for these...)

3:00 am;
Jo-Ellen: Jo, i have a confession. Your nan's a gilf

3:04 am;
Katie: Vegemite, vegemite, yummy morning noon and night, eat it for breakfast, lunch and tea, vegemite's for you and me

3:12 am;
Annah: We're soaring, flying, there's not a star in heaven that we can't reach, if we try, yeah we're breaking free. You know the world can see us, in a way that's dif

3:18 am;
Timm (double m, not the other one): Remember to slip, slop, slap and wrap, and keep safe this summer. This has been an advertisement from the Invercargill licencing trust

3:23 am;
Matt: You are: the colour yellow! you are happy and bright, and are fun to be around. Your optimism is infectious. To take this test again, Click Here

3:30 am;
Brit: Jubes, jaffas, jelly planes. Fruit bursts, pineapple lumps and smarties. Chocolate covered raisins, peanuts, almonds,
Snakes, where's the ladders? I'm hungry.

3:33 am;
Atrayl: Oh... oh that's unfortunate. Would you like to buy some of our new man pills? 3 extra inches guaranteed, and your woman will love you for life. Try them today!

3:41 am;
Georgia:
G rape
E gg
O range
R adish
G oatcheese
I ngham's chicken
A SS

3:59 am;
Matt (reprise): oh hai! Are you hungry? Cuz i have a piping hot bowl of STFU here for you! *spills on lap* AHA, BURN! ..it's cold? Sorry sir, i'll get a new one right away ._.;;

4:05 am;
Cam (random ex of friend): Nah, i reckon the indian one is hotter than the police one. Although, i like the look of the handlebar moustache and yummy leather if we're being honest here...

4:13 am;
Kenzie: Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card and i say hey HEY! what a wonderful kind of day, where we can learn to work and play, and get along with e

4:17 am;
Hayley: Hey kelly, have you seen the toilet plunger anywhere? I can't seem to find it, you didn't take it home with you did you? Give it to david next time you see him

4:20 am;
Kayla: Kayla where's my mum and dad

4:29 am;
Alana: So yuu wan a lahge chikin frai rice an a swee an sao pawk? Okee pipteen dahlah, here, yoh nambaa twenty faib.
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NAHBAH TWENTY FAIB HERE YOH OWHDAH!!

4:33 am;
Emma: Oh FUCK THERE'S A HOLE IN THE BOAT! QUICK, somebody wake up jeffery so he can sit on the hole and clog it while we try drink the starboard dry

4:35 am;
Mikayla: My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard and their like, you wanna trade cards, DAMN right, i wanna trade cards, here's my pikachu, with electric charge

4:42 am;
John: *runs up stairs* risin up, back on the streets, Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance now i'm back on my feet, just a man, and his will to survive, it


... e_e
good lord. Intoxicated from lack of sleep.